Curse

Doomlord_Slayermann · Dec 19, 2005, 07:55 PM // 19:55

Another story of jerkulescence:

So I'm bored today and I decide to go play the random arenas for a bit. A monk joins my team, and I'm like "arright"!

The monk replies with "sword wamos suck n00b". I ignore the comment and just ask that she keep me healed so that I can take down the enemy monk (and yes, I can). She responds with "lol u do dmg and i heal u".

When the match begins i cut arround to avoid a set of traps and activate "For Great Justice" and Battle Rage, then proceed to cut down the monk with my fast-charging adrenaline skills in about 3 seconds. Now the elementalist on their team must have realized that I wasn't just a sword n00b, because he focuses fire on me.

Well, at this point i recieve zero healing because the monk is being an asshole, so I just hit Soul Feast and hope for the best. I get the elementalist down, but the last member of their team got me. I asked for a rez.

The monk responds "screw u n00b i bet u just got this game today". Then the other team rezed themselves and owned the monk as she tried to heal ourselves.

Now, her comments are especially ironic because...

I was wearing 15k platemail, which, regardless of its actual value, is rather hard to get in one day
I was the only one who made any kills on the team
The next match I fought against here and beat her down so fast she called me a hacker

Takeko Nakano · Dec 19, 2005, 09:42 PM // 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Now, her comments are especially ironic because...

I was wearing 15k platemail, which, regardless of its actual value, is rather hard to get in one day
I was the only one who made any kills on the team
The next match I fought against here and beat her down so fast she called me a hacker

ROFL!

{IceFire} · Dec 20, 2005, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by huh

Hahahhahaha. Thats hilarious!!
I doubt that person was serious about it though...I mean who asks for ~85k anyway?
Most beggars I've seen ask for a few materials or few hundred gold.
The best I've seen was someone in Ascalon asking for 5 black dyes:

"Could someone please give me 30k or 5 black dyes? I'm really poor and just want black clothes"
Now if it was something cheaper I'd give it to that person just for asking in a humorous manner.
But generally, I don't give anything to beggars.

i know this quote is really old but i just have to bring this pic i got ....

think again about the limits of beggars lol!!!!!

Kauh · Dec 20, 2005, 11:18 PM // 23:18

in Ice Caves of Sorrow. Short but sweet.
I zoned in, and advertised e/n lfg, and first thing I got was this.
not the biggest jerk ever, but still <3 to expose these clowns.

I hate to bring up old threads, but man,,, the term 'noob' is used wayy to loosly...

Anyhow,, made me chuckle, so thought I'd share.

-Cheers

awesome sauce · Dec 20, 2005, 11:41 PM // 23:41

I was pvping in CA one ( this is where you seem to get all the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOy noobs) and right as we were about to win our first game i died, and because im a monk, another guy died too. This guys started @#tching about how with his monk he could always stay alive no matter what. We won the game, and several others afterwards, but this dude wouldnt shutup. I said to him that if hes healing himself that much he probly couldnt heal others very well. And he replies (typical noob comment) "i dont need to if everyones attacking me". We finally lost but this guy kept whispering me telling me "u sux" for about 20 mins after. I finally said stfu and put him on my ignore list.
I now play only team arenas for 4v4. So fewer noobs and much more challenging.

EagleEye33 · Dec 21, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56

I came back to SF after a long leave to see if the ppl were using more different builds now since the AoE update and before when SF started I was a being a nuker(R/E) cause thats what they wanted more instead, after a while they only wanted echo nukers or other big eles.

Anyway the leader accepts me and this monk is like "WTF is a stupid ass ranger doing here, kick him or i'll leave" the leader said hes a nuker. monk says "kick him a ranger who thinks he can nuker is a noob" the leader was intrigued I guess and kept me and went off. Of course the monk got more mad. he says "OMG this group is gonna die so fast with a ranger" "i'll just stay to watch u F** up and die then i'll go. The others in the group tell him to relax and try it out. I go up and spam myself nuking and stuff more than once to show how well I can do it, even another ele was saying I was good at it, the dwarfs died fast like they were suppose too and the monk felt so stupid he starting saying all this other crap how I suck it was luck we killed another group. ALL this mind u was without him as he was still yelling which made him feel even more stupid. He calls me a noob again and leaves the group. The group including myself whispers him to ask why he left since nothing really was wrong and guess what I got. The monk is now ignoring me, oh gee my first person to ignore me yay!

Sai of Winter · Dec 21, 2005, 02:28 AM // 02:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kauh

I hate to bring up old threads, but man,,, the term 'noob' is used wayy to loosly...

-Cheers

The term noob is a weak insult and yeah, they use it tooooooooo much. People should come up with something better.

Nerf the term noob from GW! xD

coolsti · Dec 21, 2005, 07:57 AM // 07:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleEye33

I came back to SF after a long leave to see if the ppl were using more different builds now since the AoE update and before when SF started I was a being a nuker(R/E) cause thats what they wanted more instead, after a while they only wanted echo nukers or other big eles.

Anyway the leader accepts me and this monk is like "WTF is a stupid ass ranger doing here, kick him or i'll leave" the leader said hes a nuker. monk says "kick him a ranger who thinks he can nuker is a noob" the leader was intrigued I guess and kept me and went off. Of course the monk got more mad. he says "OMG this group is gonna die so fast with a ranger" "i'll just stay to watch u F** up and die then i'll go. The others in the group tell him to relax and try it out. I go up and spam myself nuking and stuff more than once to show how well I can do it, even another ele was saying I was good at it, the dwarfs died fast like they were suppose too and the monk felt so stupid he starting saying all this other crap how I suck it was luck we killed another group. ALL this mind u was without him as he was still yelling which made him feel even more stupid. He calls me a noob again and leaves the group. The group including myself whispers him to ask why he left since nothing really was wrong and guess what I got. The monk is now ignoring me, oh gee my first person to ignore me yay!

LOL funny story. I would love to meet that monk! He would be kicked from my team so fast, he wouldn't even know he had joined it in the first place. Any player with that attitude and who talks like that is not going to be the team player you want for an SF group. I have currently 4 characters, and for a tour to SF or FOW my ranger is definitely the most effective and useful player. Pure ranger, only rebirth as a skill from my secondary profession. Normally I go out to SF with poison arrow, throw dirt, dust trap, barbed trap, troll and some interrupt shots. To FOW with oath shot, throw dirt, dust trap, barbed trap, fire trap, troll and distracting shot. My friends I play with don't want to go without me and don't want me to play any other character because my ranger is so helpful to the entire group.

Caged Fury · Dec 21, 2005, 10:42 AM // 10:42

Not the biggest jerk or close to those already mentioned, but still...

Was going to do the Divinity Coast mission with a guildie and henchies yesterday, but later decided to join a random pug instead. The party included 2 x Monks, 2 x Eles, 1 x Necro and me (a W/Mo). We zoned in and headed towards the town of Shaemoor. After the first battle with Mergoyles and Bog Skales, I noticed the party's health was rather low considering we had two monks in the team. I didn't think much of it and just casted Healing Breeze on those who needed a boost in health. After the next battle, the same again. All party members had taken damage from the fight, apart from the two monks. A click on their names and they were not shown on the mini radar. A quick run back and they could be seen standing idle where we zoned in. The rest of the party wanted to continue onwards, so we did. The higher level monk then disappeared - probably mapped out or neterr=7. The remaining lower level monk was still around - later seen in Shaemoor as we were leaving to get the chosen ones. Throughout the rest of the mission, the remaining monk never said anything (even when asked) and was never with/near the team, especially during fights. All the other team members played well and we completed mission and bonus.

I'd like to give him the benefit of doubt, but it does seem plausible the monk chose to hang back and let the rest of the party to do the mission - easy 2000 Xp and story advancement without having to do anything.

I just hope I don't get to team up with such a leech at later, harder missions. They're a waste of a party slot.

flexspazm · Dec 21, 2005, 02:11 PM // 14:11

Biggest Jerk ...

One kind lvl 20 lady was helping us do a quest for tips ... out of yaks or borlis. 2 of the party members were named with all caps: 1st clue should have been there names: I BAD ASS, I BETTER THAN YOU ... something like that.

Anyways, we no sooner get to the first turn and one of the nubiles starts calling someone else a noob. Pretty soon both the nubiles are in with both feet. I and another party member tried the old "be cool" tact: we might as well have been talking to the mountains about us: towering obstinate ignorance! I stopped trying, but the other guy kept at them most of the quest. It was a surprisingly LONG (yes, dripping sarcasm) quest. At times it was humorous, but they always managed to quickly sour my humor.

The long and short of it was they screwed the nice lady out of any tips and made us all squirm with their reckless blather: I still have one of them ignored. Kudos to the lady for not dropping them.

It would be nice if there was a way to transport all such nubiles to their own area and let them rip each other up instead: say a group vote was all that was needed.

Bale_Shadowscar · Dec 24, 2005, 10:13 AM // 10:13

Shame to get a jerk on christmas eve, but....

I'll link cos it has swearing

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5986/jerk4mo.png

DvM · Dec 24, 2005, 10:42 AM // 10:42

i tihnk im a jerk sometimes, when im bored i go with three other friends in TA, all wammos with mending and heal area :P and if we get killed we just shout thnigs as ''omfg yu0 n00b u beat my mending u suck l0lz'' its funny :P

Foxtale · Dec 24, 2005, 11:19 PM // 23:19

(no ingame names) for scamming like... 6k collectively from a group of us looking for a droknar run.

Teufel Eldritch · Dec 25, 2005, 12:48 AM // 00:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bale_Shadowscar

Shame to get a jerk on christmas eve, but....

I'll link cos it has swearing

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5986/jerk4mo.png

I don't like jerks as much as the next guy but... you reported him for that? Wow!

Cygnus_Zero · Dec 25, 2005, 04:48 AM // 04:48

Biggest jerk I ever met was a Monk named (no ingame names). On the Abaddons Mouth mission, which anyone knows isnt the easiest, decided to go farming for items while we were all getting bashed by a ton of enemies. We asked him where he was, and he said he was farming and would be right over. Then he finally showed up and cast HEAL AREA repeatedly healing us, and the enemies. High quality!

BakedMonkey · Dec 25, 2005, 06:07 AM // 06:07

I just met the biggest Jerk ever, his name is (no ingame names).

So im in Ascalon trying to sell my last Candy cane shard.

Me: WTS: Candy Cane Shard PM with Offers -Merry Christmas-
Him: how about 300g per?
Me: thats a bit too less gold, sorry
Him: Moron
Him: All of them suck
Him: No mods can be put on them, they come with no mods
Him: Only about 10 damage
Him: or 15
Me: then why are you buying shards?
Him: WTS: Candy Cane Shards!!! 650g each!!!
Him: THATS AN SS (whats ss btw?)
Him: SSSSSSSSSSSS
Him: ESSSS
Him: MORON
Him: Goddamn your stupid
Him: WTS: Candy Cane Shards!!! 650g Each!!!!
He kepy pm spamming "WTS: Candy Cane Shards!!! 650g Each!! at me.

What i wonder is how did he get so pissed just over one rejected offer?

Sk8tborderx · Dec 25, 2005, 06:15 AM // 06:15

I thinks its funny when people try to buy something from you for a low price even while they are spamming that they are selling it for a higher price. I just don't understand why they expect to get it for cheaper than they are selling for and get pissed when they realize they are morons.

bumbledust · Dec 25, 2005, 07:52 AM // 07:52

(no ingame names).

This scoundrel stole a piece of my 15k monk armor while I had it out on the ground after an IDS run, organizing my inventory. I had moved far, far away from the group to do this, and they walked up (apparently during a lag moment, as I didn't notice them) and just took a piece of my armor, which had a superior smiting rune on it and a very expensive dye mix.

I asked them to return it. They bowed and then promptly got offline. So what did I do? I had my entire guild and sister guild (160+ people), plus one of my friend's rabid 100+ person guild spam the holy crap out of them with messages like "Thief! Return that armor to Iri Avara or we'll (fill in blank with something horrible)."

Apparently, the ignore list only holds a few names, and their list couldn't hold all the names of the people tormenting them. Every time they got online, we spammed them until they got offline (or at least changed their status). Finally, they got so fed up that they apologized and promised to return the rune. When I asked them why they had taken it, they said "I needed the rune for my monk."

Thing is, if they would have just asked, I would have given them a superior smiting rune. I ended up getting another from a kind monk that, ironically, picked it up during the very same IDS run, and I just made another piece of armor... but still. Now I have to dye it, infuse it, etc.... just because someone was stupid.

Bah... that still irritates me. Especially since I never got my rune back, like Ms Lake promised. If you see him/her/it online, remind them that they still owe Iri Avara a superior smiting rune.

Akhilleus · Dec 25, 2005, 08:06 AM // 08:06

(no ingame names)
the clown got his entire no-skill guild to constantly-message one of my guildies for abandoning a doomed party he was in.
so any time you see him...feel free to return the favor.

Bale_Shadowscar · Dec 25, 2005, 08:29 AM // 08:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teufel Eldritch

I don't like jerks as much as the next guy but... you reported him for that? Wow!

Not really, it was just a threat